"I thought I heard one of them snore." [LINK]
In should be taught in writing workshops as an example of a snappy lead-in, Village Voice dance critic Deborah Jowitt opens one of her reviews:
Would it interest you to know that Google posts 638,000 entries relating to "clusterfuck?" The title and content of Levi Gonzalez's eponymous new work could be pinned to quite a few of them, which fact is, in itself, a sort of clusterfuck. Leaving out the word's reference to a sexual daisy chain, it encompasses all kinds of mess, complexity, confusion, anarchy, and possibly deadly screwups (think Iraq).